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my mom said i couldn’t have a cookie cake for my birthday so i stole all of her towels
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guys remember when i bought a fish that looked like hitler
cause i do
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the most uncomfortable part of breaking dawn was when bella and edward were having sex in their new house and bella was climaxing and this old lady next to me was like “i miss getting orgasms like that”
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